I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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