I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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