): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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