Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
So much rum. So many feels.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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