We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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