I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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