Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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