I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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