I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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