Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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