You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
it was like eating out sand paper
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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