You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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