So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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