Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
