i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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