Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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