hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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