he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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