Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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