she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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