jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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