Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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