Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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