If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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