What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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