Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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