at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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