your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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