We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
My vagina is officially offended.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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