just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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