Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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