I feel like I'm in dance class right now
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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