ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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