some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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