the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
