I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
So squirting runs in the family.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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