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YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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