I wish I could punch you in the face.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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