I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm passing your future prison.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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