I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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