Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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