Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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