Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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