the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
it's great music for shaving your balls
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize