the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
home. puking in laundry basket.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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