what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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