found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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