I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
