i was born a porn star she said
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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