can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
