I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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