Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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