so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize
