at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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