What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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