Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Randomize
